i did the hogwarts tag and the results may shock u

stole this from MicahandtheMoon at the speed of light XD

GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You've never done illegal drugs 

[ ] You have a lot of friends
[x] You get along with everyone 

i mean i think i do, i'm the only person in my school that no one ever had a fight with so yeah XD trying to help my homies out all the time, the better fucking like me  

[ ] You haven't made fun of someone for at least two months

this may come as a surprise but i'm a huge dick in real life. like yeah i know i just said i try to be nice to everyone. but i will point out your insecurities and laugh at them if i feel like you can take it. especially if you're a dude trying to grow a mustache because that shit is hilarious XD 

[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You're into writing and art
[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock 

i mean it used to be but idk now

[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong

ahahahahahah hell ye, read this as: gryffindors are dicks

[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded 
[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school 
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university 

i can only hope so at this point   

TOTAL: 7 and that's way too much for my liking tbh XD

HUFFLEPUFF:

[ ] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.

ahahahahahahahahahaah 

[x] You laugh a lot

i see it as a coping mechanism at this point. i'm sad=i laugh, i'm angry=i laugh, i'm hating my life more than usual=i laugh:bademoticon:   

[ ] You like to follow trends. 
[x] Politics suck. 

i mean they're occasionally took me too long to remember how to write that word fuck this fun to watch but yeah they suck in general

[ ] You love to swim 

MAKE US FREE NA SPLASH KASANETAAA 
but nah i can't even swim my dudes, lowkey never learned because i wanna drown 

[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing 
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.

ANNIE ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ANNIE 

[ ] You're an optimist.
[ ] You're completely straight-edge. 
[ ] You're very emotional

i have my days but nah. which probably isn't good for someone who wants to study psychology but i feel like even though i can understand people i can never connect with them on an emotional level cause i don't give a fuck enough

[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre 
[x] You don't believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You've made fun of at least one person this week. 

i mean i have friends who i make fun of on a daily basis but they do so with me too so it's chill, guys i'm not that horrible 

TOTAL: 5 ahahahahah never related to hufflepuffs tbh so this is ok i guess:bademoticon: 

RAVENCLAW:

[x] You're depressed to a certain extent.

the only thing some of my friends know about depression is that i probably have it lmao :bademoticon: 

[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.

[x] Sports suck.
[x]  You're shy.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship

i mean i don't really know about these stuff but i feel like loyalty is kinda overrated? idk i have a weird opinion on relationships 

[x] Indie is your favorite genre of music.

oh god i'm so hipster someone save me

[ ] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

i mean i get angry at home mostly but i never show it. even my friend pointed out that when i'm angry i either laugh or slow down, talk more quietly and just continue on. Or in the extreme cases i put on my headphones and just ignore the source of frustration XD  so yeah... look at me being on my way to achieve nirvana my bois XD  

[x] Lying is sometimes okay

if you say you never lie you're lying to yourself tbh why would you never lie wtf 
i mean i don't say lie about the important shit all the time but honestly i feel like people who have problems with lying will get nowhere in life

[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors. 

YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY---
[/] Serious is better than funny.

in what way though? in movies-yeah it is. in real life- no it isn't please make me laugh  

TOTAL: 9.5 holy fuck so this is why the new pottermore quiz changed my house XD

and now...the moment of truth   

SLYTHERIN:

[x] There's at least one person you hate. 

myself ayyyy 
nah but i kinda hate three dudes in my class, one cause for some reason i'm absolutely repulsed by him...we're kinda best friends 
the other one cause he begs for good grades and he gets them even though he never studied because he's a minority. plus he's aggressively hitting on my friend and that's so gross omg tone it down
and the last one i didn't hate but then i heard he talked shit about me to some people and that felt horrible so now i strongly dislike him 
also used to hate my brothey ayy 
but other than that hate is a strong word and i don't use it that often

[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color. 
[x] You've lied about something serious.
[x] You're a very deep person. 

i like to think i am though i'm maybe just incredibly dumb

[x] You have considered suicide.
[/] Very loyal.

in theory i wouldn't give a fuck about being loyal to anyone or anything but in reality i'm too lazy to do anything so i appear loyal i guess

[x] You like metal. 
[ ] People make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You're scared to grow up.
[ ] You've done drugs in the past month. 
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent. 

people who think that way are absolute cancer to society 

TOTAL: 7.5 whaaaaattt nooo it's my housee nooooo i'm too attached to it by now i can't just switch to ravenclaw just cause pottermore and this meme said so  XD