STEREOTYPES AYYY

so i'm stealing this from Smolbeanrin because i fucking love nationallity stereotypes so i had to do this XD

BRITISH  

[X] You drink a lot of tea. 
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
had to google it
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X]  Fish and chips are yummy. 
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
Bro i'm from serbia, english breakfast ain't got nothing on me 
[x] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. 
so hear me out, it's their haircuts xD but then again i was emo af as a kid, i just didn't embarrass myself with the stuff they wear XD 
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total = 6

AUSTRALIAN 

[x] You wear flip-flops all year.
hell ye:bademoticon: 
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
well i took a wild guess xD
[ ] You love the beach
i love being on the beach alone but it's a beach, you're never alone :bademoticon:  
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. 
gotta say i am sort of a peasant tbh, but not enough to admit it like this xD

Total = 3

ITALIAN 

[] Your last name ends in a vowel. 
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
my grandmother doesn't make anything anymore dude
cause she's dead 
but she used to XD
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
*cough* *cough* is a cook *cough* a shitty one, but still
[X] You know Italian songs. 
*starts screaming like a goat* 
GRANDE AMOOOREEEEEEE 
DIMMI CHE MAI
CHE 
NON MI LASCERAI MAI
DIMMI CHI SEI
CHE SOLO ME SCEGLIERAI
OOOORA LO SAIIII
TU SEI IL MIO UNICO GRANDE AMOOOREEE
FUCK YES  

[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[/] You speak some Italian. 
I CAN TRY ALRIGHT
IT'S SIMMILAR TO SPANISH SHUT UP AND GIVE ME HALF A POINT
[ ] You are under 5'10" 
i'm 167cm so that's like 5.47? what?? am i right?
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world. 
well it's lasagna so i'm giving them this one
[X] You talk with your hands. 
i think??

Total = 6.5 

 



SPANISH 

[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
well i do say stuff differently on serbian so idk
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[X] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr (jkfsafjkls)
     
[ ] You are dark skinned
[X] You know what a Puta is. 
first lession in every language is to learn stuff like this. that's at least how serbs learn stuff XD
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total = 7 

RUSSIAN  
*screams* MOTHER RUSSIA 

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-Lon. 
*is confused* i have a slightly british accent so yeahhh
though i'm sure that there was a time when i used to pronounce it like that xD
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. 
[x] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES XD
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha. 
[X] You don't get cold easily. 
[/] You get into contests all the time.
if i'm feeling confident enough XD
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. 
[/] You can speak some Russian. 
am i lying to myself? probably.
[X] You love listening to techno. 
sometiiimeees
shut up
DO NOT JUDGE  

Total = 7 AHAHAHAH HAIL PUTIN  XD

POLISH

[x] Your parents let you drink.
[x] You know what a pizda is.
AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SAVAGE XD
it's the same word in serbian BUT HOLY FUCK XD
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
not that often, but still often enough XD
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
okay so i know what kielbasa is because we eat it a lot here but i feel like this means something else and imma just skip it   xD
[X] People randomly call you their best friend.
because i'm so people-loving and friendly and overall a great fucking person   XD
[x] You have made/know what pisanki are.
had to google it but FUCK YE EVERY FUCKING YEAR
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total = 4

IRISH 

[/] You think beer is the best. 
well it's gotta be a good one but wine is in my blood  
[X] You have a bad temper. 
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. 
[/] You have blue or green eyes.
ahhhh idk man they're green sometimes and sometimes they're brown so they could also be hazel but we don't have a word for hazel eyes in serbian so i am confused *cries in agony* 
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x ] You have/had red hair. 
hair dye is a wonderful thing
which i am now allergic to so goodbye blue-black hair, and hello dark brown or henna
[x] You have/had freckles.

Total = 4

ASIAN  

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math. 
*cries*
[] You have played the piano.
i played it in school, but did i know what i was doing? no. 
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. 
[] Most people think you're Chinese. 
one korean guy said i look japanese O.O
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total = 3

GERMAN 

[x] You like bread. 
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
snickers is american and snickers is good, but england made lion and twix so ehhh
[ ] You speak some German.
it sounds so horrible but i have this one german friend who has such a beautiful voice and oh my god his german is sooooooo good 
i could listen to him talking about world domination all day long   
[X] You know what Schnitzel is. 
*is a cook* *knows food* 
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
hell ye
liking fucked up memes, telling nazi jokes and having a picture of hitler wearing shorts in your phone does not make you a nazi:bademoticon: 
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4". 
[ ] You have been to Germany.

Total = 5

CANADIAN 

[]  You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You love beer.
[X] You say eh. 
[ ] You know what poutine is.
did i hear PUTIN?
I KNOW WHAT PUTIN IS
OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR  XD XD
[] You speak some French. 
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.

Total = 3

FRENCH 

[X] You like French toast. 
[X] You love wine
[] You speak a little or are fluent in French
i know the only thing that matters and that is how to laugh like france
OHONHONHONHONHONHON oui oui ma cherie
bonjour ma petite croissants
*whispers* omlette du fromage
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. 
i like how almost every relogion is here BUT FUCK YOU CAUSE I'M ORTHODOX AND I JUST AVOIDED YOUR TRAP  

Total = 2 awwwwwwwwwwww *cries in french*  

AMERICAN:bademoticon: 

[X] You like fast food. 
[] You call football football and soccer soccer. 
[ ] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island.
[X] You watch way too much TV.
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding 
[ ] You have a dog. 
[ ] You have a cushy job.
[ ] You were sad when Harambe died. 
didn't give a fuck because i had bigger problems to deal with
like not having wifi 

Total = 2

sooo i'm russian, spanish and almost italian?
 i can live with that XD

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