so i'm stealing this from dark23hood because i fucking love nationallity stereotypes so i had to do this XD
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.had to google it
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Bro i'm from serbia, english breakfast ain't got nothing on me
[x] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. so hear me out, it's their haircuts xD but then again i was emo af as a kid, i just didn't embarrass myself with the stuff they wear XD
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 6AUSTRALIAN
[x] You wear flip-flops all year.hell ye
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.well i took a wild guess xD
[ ] You love the beachi love being on the beach alone but it's a beach, you're never alone
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. gotta say i am sort of a peasant tbh, but not enough to admit it like this xD
Total = 3ITALIAN
 Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.my grandmother doesn't make anything anymore dude
cause she's dead
but she used to XD
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.*cough* *cough* is a cook *cough* a shitty one, but still
[X] You know Italian songs. *starts screaming like a goat*
DIMMI CHE MAI
NON MI LASCERAI MAI
DIMMI CHI SEI
CHE SOLO ME SCEGLIERAI
OOOORA LO SAIIII
TU SEI IL MIO UNICO GRANDE AMOOOREEE
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[/] You speak some Italian. I CAN TRY ALRIGHT
IT'S SIMMILAR TO SPANISH SHUT UP AND GIVE ME HALF A POINT
[ ] You are under 5'10" i'm 167cm so that's like 5.47? what?? am i right?
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world. well it's lasagna so i'm giving them this one
[X] You talk with your hands. i think??
Total = 6.5 SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.well i do say stuff differently on serbian so idk
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[X] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr (jkfsafjkls)
[ ] You are dark skinned
[X] You know what a Puta is. first lession in every language is to learn stuff like this. that's at least how serbs learn stuff XD
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 7 RUSSIAN
*screams* MOTHER RUSSIA
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-Lon. *is confused* i have a slightly british accent so yeahhh
though i'm sure that there was a time when i used to pronounce it like that xD
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[x] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.AHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES XD
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You don't get cold easily.
[/] You get into contests all the time.if i'm feeling confident enough XD
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[/] You can speak some Russian. am i lying to myself? probably.
[X] You love listening to techno. sometiiimeees
DO NOT JUDGE
Total = 7 AHAHAHAH HAIL PUTIN XDPOLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[x] You know what a pizda is.AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SAVAGE XD
it's the same word in serbian BUT HOLY FUCK XD
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
not that often, but still often enough XD
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.okay so i know what kielbasa is because we eat it a lot here but i feel like this means something else and imma just skip it xD
[X] People randomly call you their best friend.because i'm so people-loving and friendly and overall a great fucking person XD
[x] You have made/know what pisanki are.had to google it but FUCK YE EVERY FUCKING YEAR
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 4IRISH
[/] You think beer is the best. well it's gotta be a good one but wine is in my blood
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[/] You have blue or green eyes.ahhhh idk man they're green sometimes and sometimes they're brown so they could also be hazel but we don't have a word for hazel eyes in serbian so i am confused *cries in agony*
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
 You have a family member from Ireland.
[x ] You have/had red hair. hair dye is a wonderful thing
which i am now allergic to so goodbye blue-black hair, and hello dark brown or henna
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total = 4ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
 You are good at math. *cries*
 You have played the piano.i played it in school, but did i know what i was doing? no.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
 Most people think you're Chinese. one korean guy said i look japanese O.O
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.snickers is american and snickers is good, but england made lion and twix so ehhh
[ ] You speak some German.it sounds so horrible but i have this one german friend who has such a beautiful voice and oh my god his german is sooooooo good
i could listen to him talking about world domination all day long
[X] You know what Schnitzel is. *is a cook* *knows food*
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.hell ye
liking fucked up memes, telling nazi jokes and having a picture of hitler wearing shorts in your phone does not make you a nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
[ ] You have been to Germany.
Total = 5CANADIAN
 You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.did i hear PUTIN?
I KNOW WHAT PUTIN IS
OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR XD XD
 You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 3FRENCH
[X] You like French toast.
[X] You love wine
 You speak a little or are fluent in Frenchi know the only thing that matters and that is how to laugh like france
OHONHONHONHONHONHON oui oui ma cherie
bonjour ma petite croissants
*whispers* omlette du fromage
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
i like how almost every relogion is here BUT FUCK YOU CAUSE I'M ORTHODOX AND I JUST AVOIDED YOUR TRAP
Total = 2 awwwwwwwwwwww *cries in french* AMERICAN
[X] You like fast food.
 You call football football and soccer soccer.
[ ] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island.
[X] You watch way too much TV.
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[ ] You have a dog.
[ ] You have a cushy job.
[ ] You were sad when Harambe died. didn't give a fuck because i had bigger problems to deal with
like not having wifi
Total = 2
sooo i'm russian, spanish and almost italian?
i can live with that XD
nooow tagging Anime-Wolf35
*whispers* think about hetalia and do it, step-on-mee